Dating someone who was previously engaged
Oscar Isaac, magnificent creature that he is, has a girlfriend. The two shared a sweet kiss at Sunday’s Golden Globes, which you may remember as the last thing that happened before you blacked out in a fit of rage.
Elvira Lind is her name, and their kiss was el-viral.
But honestly, we should all breathe a sigh of relief that they are together.
Imagine the thirst-induced chaos that would take hold if Oscar were single: riots in the streets, Poe Dameron action figures replacing the dollar as currency.
Getting married is the biggest decision of your life so it is very important that you take your time to get to know your partner before you decide to tie the knot.
A bit of online sleuthing reveals Lind’s modest—18 tweets, 233 followers—Twitter account, where she once posted evidence of having eaten “an entire raw onion,” which is proof that our hero doesn’t care if his woman has onion breath.
We already knew that Oscar Isaac was good at acting, but now we know that he is also good at picking girlfriends.
God made it clear that those whom He joined together in marriage, man should not separate.
Our Lord's questioners responded by asking why Moses commanded that one give his wife a bill or certificate of divorce.